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Here are a few of our favorite funny Christmas wishes. I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wishing you a happy Christmas! Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas!
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— Home Alone It's hard to buy you something for Christmas when you got everything you ever wanted when you married me. [ find the card here!] In a world full of Grinches, just be a Griswold. — National Lampoon Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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80 Funny Messages to Write in a Christmas Card "Just remember: the best part about Christmas is the food. So eat, drink, and be merry!" "This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries included." "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!" "Did you know Santa has a gardening hobby?
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For friends: "Happy Holidays! Your gift this year is ME! That's right. Another year of friendships. Your membership has been renewed." For your lover: "I love you more than Christmas cookies, and that's saying a lot!" For the alcoholic: "Wishing you a holly jolly Christmas and enough booze to get through all the family gatherings."
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Ho Ho Ho! Have a very merry Christmas, or as Santa says, "happy holidays at the only time of the year I work." May Santa fill your stocking with gift cards, the only presents that say, "I have no idea what you like." May your Christmas lights work the first time, for once. Here's to a silent night, followed by a loud and joyful Christmas morning.
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Just kidding, I love your snores. This Christmas, I'm giving you the gift of my endless patience. Use it wisely! Santa's list just confirmed what I already knew - I'm getting coal this year for marrying you! Merry Christmas! I've hidden your present where you'll never find it - right where you left your keys.
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Ho ho ho! Just thought I'd send a few ho's your way this Christmas. Hope Christmas makes you so jolly that you annoy the hell out of everyone around you. Hope you have a fa la la la la la la la lot of fun this Christmas. Keep watching the skies… but don't get reindeer poop in your eyes. You made the Nice list!
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Contents. 1 Spreading Love and Laughter with Fun Christmas Card Wishes; 2 Top 30 Funny Christmas Card Wishes for Each Significant Recipient. 2.1 Card Wishes with Christmas Humor for Family and Friends. 2.1.1 Witty Christmas Messages for Siblings; 2.1.2 Xmas Laugh-Out-Loud Greetings for Cousins; 2.1.3 Hilarious Notes for Your BFFs this Christmas; 2.2 Funny Christmas Card Wishes for Colleagues.
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Wishing you good luck and heaps of fun. Merry Christmas! Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow 😁 Merry Christmas, sweetheart! This is the time of the year to feel special and cared for because when it ends, nobody cares if you exist or not. Merry Christmas!
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Good times, good cheer, and a happy new year! May the season be festive, and the laughter be contagious. Funny Christmas Card Sayings That warm feeling is not just the Christmas spirit; you left the oven on. This Christmas, may your heart be light and your stocking heavy.
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